It's here!

The anticipations is over. Sigh.

Spent the morning waiting in line, fighting my natural impulses to pick up free Frisbees and water bottles, and thoroughly enjoying the rigmarole that was the IKEA grand opening in Draper. Didn't buy anything, but secretly made a mental wish list. When is my birthday/Christmas/Mother's Day?

Highlights: The DJ rockin' Love Shack, the awesome parking spot I got and the smell of doughnuts that was everywhere. Hey, where was mine?

Lowlights: People thinking my baby is a girl. He ain't NOBODY'S girlfriend, either.